Amusement Center Attendant – 2004
Dealt in popcorn, candy, dopamine, and adrenaline. FDA Approved.

Hustle – 2005
Sugar in a tube for a dollar in the hall. You didn't get it from me.

Retail Associate – 2006
Consumer electronics products. Made all our profit off generic brand accessories.

Delivery Driver – 2007
Piping hot fusion delivered in 30 minutes with satisfaction.

Professional Services – 2008
Targeted advertising straight to your door. Hook line and sink on a whim, call now.

Digital Agency – 2013
High quality deliverables under constant panic due to lack of clear priorities and vision.

Silicon Valley Startup – 2014
Successfully designing bleeding edge techniques by staying nimble and networked.

Late-Stage Unicorn – 2018
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

Eating Elephants – current
Changing the world by living and breathing it, kinda like CPR for the earth.